Funny Fridays

Joke’s On Me

When we picked her up in school…..

Me: What did you eat in school? (classmate had a party)

G: junk.

Me: (laughing) okay. I mean what was the food at Josephs party?

G: Who’s Joseph?

Joshua pala. That cracked Danae up. πŸ˜‚

 

More than one time…..

Me: Gianna, are you gonna obey or what?

G: what.

smh. walked right into that one. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

 

Before going to Baguio….

G: mom, help.

Me: bakit kasi ang aga-aga, naka make-up ka na?

Like, seriously???? 🀷🏻

 

Just today….

Me: Lord I pray that there won’t be a lot of people….

Me: sees loads of people at the grocery…. sees absolutely no shopping carts….

Me: About face. Uwi na ko. Sayang 20 pesos parking.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 

 

 

 

 

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Pinoy tayo!

One of my kids was saying that her β€œFilipino friends” talk a certain way.

Me: umm Filipino ka din, anak. πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

One of my kids overheard my mom talking about Baclaran Day. She quickly interrupted and seriously (innocently) asked, β€œWhat’s that? Gay day?” πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Gianna asked our Manang to get something in the car.

G: Dun sa porchunaire.

Me: Why are you saying it like that?

G: because that’s how Tagalog works.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Out of the Blue Comments

A few days ago, Gianna and I were walking in the mall…

Mall radio: 🎡santa claus is coming to town…🎢

G: No he’s not….. because he’s DEAD.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ we told her that he was an actual person who loved giving gifts, but that it was a long time ago.

A few weeks ago, I was telling Gianna that we were going to wowa’s friend’s house.

G: what friend?

Me: wowa’s friend from before.

G: is she new?

Me: no, wowa’s old friend.

G: when she was thin?

πŸ˜‚ for some reason, she associates the past with me or my mom being thin. Like when we were younger and thinner. πŸ˜‚

Me: Gianna! (Surprised)

G: (innocently) is that rude?

πŸ˜‚ I guess she could tell from my reaction.

Her cousin gave her a small lipstick a few nights ago. She was riding at the very back on our way home, and it was either king sped up or hit the brakes abruptly. She suddenly said, “Daaaaad! You made my lipstick go to my tooth!”

Girls πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Turon

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A while back, Gianna was telling me she wanted to eat something.

G: Mom, I want to eat…whats that again? Churon?

Me: Do you mean turon? The one with banana?

G: No, in Disneyland. The one with Mickey and the sugar. Churon? No. Chu….ron?

I thought hard about what she liked in Disneyland.

Me: Aaah, churro! πŸ˜€

 

Just tonight, while watching a video of a family at the beach…

G: Mom I also want to go to Toron, like Kaycee and Rachel. With you and the ates and daddy.

They were in Coron. πŸ˜€

 

I enjoy hearing Giannas funny words.

MuntinluMpa (the city).

J.coB (the donut shop).

SnapchaK (the app).

CinnEMA rolls (the famous pastry).

MascARD (characters in costume).

FliP (the ant in that bug movie).

Custachios (the nuts).

Lady and the Trump (the Disney movie). πŸ˜€

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Funny Gianna

215635-672x450-Little-turtleIt’s exam week and as I was reviewing Gianna for Science, this conversation transpired….

Me: How about the spoon? Is it living or non-living?

G: Non-living.

Me: What about the electric fan?

G: Non-living.

Me: Puppy?

G: Living.

Me: How about a robot?

G: Non-living.

Me: Ok why?

G: Because it has a battery.

Me: Okay, how about Treasure?

G: Non-living.

Me: Huh? Oh I meant Treasure the turtle (our pet).

G: Living!

Me: How bout Talula (our other turtle)? Living or non-living?

G: Non-living.

Me: What? Why?

G: Because she died!

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ She’s right. Talula died a few months ago.

 

 

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Funny February Friday

Gianna is four but sometimes she talks like she’s not. I don’t know why I even wonder when her older sisters were the same when they were her age. Just this morning, we had a conversation that went like this…

Me: Stay here. I’ll be back.

G: No. I’m scared.

Me: Scared? Why are you scared in your own house?

G: Because monsters and all those other stuff. (side note: I’m so proud of her — she has never said “stuffs” ever, not even by mistake! πŸ˜‚)

She’s been having bad dreams, and I was surprised, not by her answer, but by how she articulated it. Sometimes she bobs her head and raises her eyebrows — too much sass! πŸ˜‚

But there are other times when she is just completely adorably, wonderfully four.

On King’s birthday, Noelle mentioned that we were going to the arcade.

G: What cade?

N: Arcade, not our cade.

G: What caaaaade???

πŸ˜‚

When King talked about his oldest friend who was coming over…

K: Tito Ryan has been my friend for a long time. We were together in Kinder….

G: Egg.

Kinder egg, what have you done to my child??? πŸ˜‚

I recently taught Gianna the song that I sang to her sisters when they were babies. She now sings it as well.

G: You’re my itty bitty baby girl…Daddy’s pride, Mama’s pearl. Tiny treasure, so PATIS…

πŸ˜‚

She mispronounces words and I enjoy hearing them!

“Are we going to the ates’ RECYCLE?”

“That’s BUNNY’S Bakedown.”

“I want to have my own STEPOCOPE.”

Recently she learned to say THree with a considerable amount of saliva at first. But it’s still funder, fumbs up, and Feeyodore. πŸ˜‚

The other day, she said she was drawing a Sir and a Maam.

Me: Is mommy the maam? Do I look like her?

G: No.

Me: We’re different?

G: Yeah.

Me: Why? Why are we different?

G: Because you’re a human.

Me: Oh I’m a human. And she’s a?

G: A drawing.

πŸ˜‚ Nga naman. πŸ˜‚

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Last Funny Friday for 2018

Some words, for some reason, Gianna can’t pronounce properly…

Jimastix. Her sisters have been in gymnastics for over a year and it’s still the same.

Axe. Just last night she was telling her dad to β€œaxe” the guard where a certain restaurant is.

Minja. She said it so convincingly that I β€œaxed” Noelle if it really is Minja Kids.

Pungcake House. She likes mashed potato in this restaurant.

Burger King. She recognizes many signs and logos. She wouldn’t budge though when I said it’s Chowking. Guess she can read the word king.

King of Okra. They play this game on the ipad, where they are opera singers who try to steal the spotlight.

About Anne Curtis

I asked Gianna if she recognized Anne Curtis, assuming she would still tell me it’s β€œilamlam ulam,” but instead she said it’s Shasha P. I asked her over and over again who Shasha P was, until she sang the jingle to me. πŸ˜‚

Singing in SM

We were in the department store one time, and she was singing Mr. Sun. Then she asked me if the Sun was a boy or a girl. I told her that if it’s Mr., then it’s a boy. She told me she wanted it to be a girl, and she sang Oh Mrs Sun Sun, Mrs Golden Sun. I thought that was pretty smart of her. πŸ™‚

Then she told me she needed to pee. I asked her if it’s ok that we do it at home. She said β€œno, weewee in SM.” Then she sang β€œWeewee in SM, we got it all for you.” πŸ˜‚

Despicable

Gianna has been dancing to Joy Unspeakable lately, and everytime we have guests or we’re at a party, she wants to dance. One time, she overheard a conversation on tv, where someone said β€œit’s despicable.” She said to me, β€œMom, the guy said joy unspeakable!”

How old are you?

We were at a party in my tita’s house and Gianna wanted to play with the other kids, particularly her cousin (or granddaughter really) Gabby. I told her to go ahead, but she said, β€œWait, I’m nervous,” while nervously smiling. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

A conversation in the car

Danae: Huh? What?

Noelle: (sarcastically) Do you have ears?

Gianna: (seriously) Yes she has ears, see o.

Danae and her bookmark

Me: I like this bookmark (she made herself), and this and this. I like this too except for the name. Zach ng Zach. Zach-zachin kita e.

Danae: (laughing)

Me: Do you even know what Zach-zach (saksak) means?

Danae: Yeah. Plug.

πŸ˜‚

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Funny Fridays Is Back (for today!)

>Noelle has always been funny with words.

Someone in the family, I forget who, was singing Quest’s song entitled Saludo….

Noelle: Saludo? It’s Saluto! (with conviction)

Me: It’s Saludo, love.

Noelle: Oh, I thought it was salute-Oh.

πŸ˜€

 

>Gianna hears a catchy ad once, and she learns it right away.

Shopee to the tune of Baby Shark. Jollibee’s Linamnam ulam. And more that I can’t remember at the moment.

Months ago, she surprised me when she sang “ilamlam ulam,” and the girls explained to me that it was a Jollibee ad. Once at a super market, she saw a product with Anne Curtis’ face on the box. She excitedly pointed to it and told me, “Mom, it’s ilamlam ulam!” πŸ˜€

>One time, she suddenly mentioned that she wants to go to Florida. When I asked why, she said because of the little couple. She has seen the show’s ad on TLC, and she remembered that the family was moving to Florida. πŸ˜€

>Another time, she came to me with a piece of tape on her arm.

Gianna: Mom, Dr. Pimple changed my life!

If you know the ad of the show Dr. Pimple Popper, the doctor says that she doesn’t just pop pimples, she changes lives. πŸ˜€

>We were walking in a mall, and Gianna pointed at a picture, and said “Nico.” Apparently she knows Solenn’s husband from an ad she has seen. πŸ˜€

I guess dance moves aren’t the only things she picks up quickly. πŸ™‚

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Funny Fridays – Enchanted Kingdom

Some time last year, we went to Enchanted Kingdom with the volunteers of our church.

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Upon approaching EK….

Danae and Noelle: …..screaming in excitement….. oh we’re here! i see the wizard!

Gianna: ……quiet until…….hotdogs! I see hotdogs!

She also seemed more excited to see (and eat) corn than to see (and ride) rides.

This girl and food πŸ™‚

 

We watched one of the staff try his hand on the strongman game. You know, the game where you make the bell ring by hitting the thing hard enough with a huge hammer. We left before he succeeded, so Gianna, with her sad face, said “Aw I want to win.” Maybe she was hoping the prize would be given to her. πŸ™‚

 

We left EK and proceeded to join some friends at a restaurant. We parked and started getting ready to go down.

Gianna: ….looked at me as I was trying to fix my hair…..Your hair’s a mess. You look like a Yaya (Nanny).

I laughed so hard. I don’t know where she got the idea that a nanny typically has messy hair. She didn’t seem like she was trying to insult me, but just stating her opinion. Or maybe she was urging me to fix my hair. πŸ™‚

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