We have this electric racquet that kills mosquitoes. One time….
Me: Sit down. I’m killing mosquitoes.
Gianna: Ok mommy. Don’t kill me mommy.
Still on killing mosquitoes…
Me: dzzzztt (joking, pretending to get her with the racquet)
Gianna: I’m a mosquito, mommy?
Gianna likes to join in on conversations.
Danae and Noelle: Bla bla bla…..Mishka (a friend of theirs) did bla bla bla
Gianna: (pops up on their window upon hearing Mishka)……Mooska, Mickey Mouse!
Disney Jr’s Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, for those who don’t get it.
Gianna was trying to get on the couch, pushing Danae.
Danae: Say excuse meeee.
Gianna: Excuse me.
Danae: Without pushiiiing.
Gianna: Without pushing.
Out of the blue…
Gianna: I’m a little kid, mommy.
Me: Yes you’re a little kid.
Gianna: Because… I’m a pipol.
Also out of the blue….
Gianna: Are you big?
Me: Yeah I’m big. Are you small?
Gianna: Yeah. I’m the bebe. I’m the little one.
At a restaurant….
Me: Gianna, come down. You might hit your chin on the thing.
Gianna: This one? The glass, mommy?
Yes, the thing was indeed the glass partition.
On wonder woman….
Gianna: It’s wonder wumen mommy. That’s not for me.
We didn’t let her or Noelle watch it. We told her it’s not for kids.
While walking in sm, she was holding King, walking ahead of me….
King: (talking to me) Call your mom.
Gianna: (looking back to me) Moooooom.