During dinner, King was telling my Mom about funny questions he had heard asked at a contest at work. He also came up with some that were in Filipino. We were all having a good laugh.
King: Kung mamamatay ka, bakit hindi pa ngayon?
Danae: (correctly translating what she could understand) If you’re going to die, why not today?
King: Kung pupunta ka ng impyerno, sino ang isasama mo?
Danae: (thinking she understood the question) I know! I will bring my family!
Hahaha. The question was “If you’re going to hell, who would you bring with you?” 🙂
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