Noelle didn’t want me to leave her in Kids Church last Sunday, so I sat in one of the little chairs. After they colored, the teacher called for the kids to sit on the floor with her.
Teacher Joanne: (in preparation for the story telling) Okay kids, what do we do in Kids Church every Sunday? Why do we come to Kids Church?
Kid 1: Dance!
Kid 2: Sing!
Kid 3: Crafts!
Kid 4: Color!
Noelle: (taps teacher on the knee; I wait for her to say something about God) EAT.
Hahahahaha. I should have known. 🙂