A few months back, at some mall, Noelle needed to do number 2. King told me to go to a certain bathroom.
King: there’s a bidet (bē-dā’) there.
Danae: (being the ultra inquisitive girl that she is) what, daddy? whose birthday is it?
King: huh? no one’s.
Danae: because you said b-day.
BIDET = B-DAY = BIRTHDAY